Saturday 8 March 2008

THE BIRD MYSTERY SOLVED

He had crept in out of the cold through the cracked open bedroom window, out of the open bedroom door, onto the privacy of the landing and hunkered down, thanking his lucky stars that he had found this haven of peace away from the raging gale.

Next morning the house slowly stirred awake, but he remained hidden, not yet ready to face the dying force of the mighty storm.

The mistress of the house walked by without spotting him returning some minutes later with two mugs of steaming coffee. Yuck, why do these humans imbibe such noxious, evil smelling substances.

The bedroom door closed and there were sounds of the TV being switched on. Soon came this almighty sound of the mistress swearing and shouting at Breakfast TV. Time to get to fuck out of here and away from that mad woman! .

MORE - ECONOMIC MODELS EXPLAINED WITH COWS - 2008 UPDATE

Two cows had escaped and were kindly rounded up by our good friend DogLover.

They were ENTERPRISE COWS

You have two cows. You feed them up and try to sell them, but the market has turned against you and you get less than they've cost you.

So you move to the next field, set up a hotel company, hand it over to relatives to run, get bored and then you have to start a blog to provide you with something to do.

DEFINITELY – THE END (Unless there are any more cows are wandering about out there!!)

2 comments:

aims said...

Well now - at least the bird is resolved...too bad about those cows those.

Maggie May said...

Forget about the animals & come over to my place, as you've been tagged!